suburban-auschwitz:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

Damn, I can’t even put the kids to bed on time

khxos:

my pick-up line


(Source: gimmespencer)


iamcompletecrap:

i wish i was even half as brave as finn

(Source: thespoonmissioner)


jlnicegirl:

clothinthesand:

inconveniencewhitepeople:

21st century circlejerk

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imageGlad to see JC Penney took its mistakes in stride

That is the way to recover

(Source: the-highgarden)


(Source: vmars)


geek-studio:

Vodka Cherry Pokeballs by BigEatsBen

naturallyaspirated:

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friend just sent me this link and said it would be out next month! Taco bell is about to lose some of my business if this is the real deal!


dancys:

Anthony Mackie comments a clip @ The Tonight Show [x]

stunningpicture:

He designed this special shoes, shared between him and his paralyzed daughter just to make her feel the sensation of walking.

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

put it… put it on your dick…


ruinedchildhood:

Anna Kendrick Plays Ariel in Little Mermaid Parody on SNL [Video]